It's the Muppets Show

You Are Miss Piggy

A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it. You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less. You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way. Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift!

The Muppet Personality Test

Armada em esperta, roubei este teste aqui e "toma lá que já almoçaste" - Miss Piggy.

Acho os Muppets absolutamente geniais e só por causa disso, cá vai a letra do tema de abertura:

(The Muppet Show orchestra starts playing, with Zoot's distinctive note from sax)

Female Muppets:

It's time to play the music!

It's time to light the lights!

It's time to meet the Muppets

on the Muppet Show tonight.

Male Muppets:

It's time to put on makeup!

It's time to dress up right!

It's time to raise the curtain

on the Muppet Show tonight!

Waldorf: Why do we always come here?

Statler: I guess we'll never know.

Waldorf: It's like a kind of torture...

Both: To have to watch the show!

(Brief Interlude - from Animal and Muppet Orchestra)

Muppets: And now let's get things started...

Muppet Audience: Why don't you get things started?!

Kermit: It's time to get things started...

Muppets: ... on the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational...

This is what we call the Muppet Show!

(Gonzo blows, or attempts to blow his trumpet. Usually failing)

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